Class is in: panels straightened, the gaps evened out, the grain turned down.
鬼塚
Holy Forest Academy · homeroom teacher of Class 3-4
Eikichi Onizuka
鬼塚英吉
Everyone else in this archive has a power. This man has a second-dan black belt, a degree he cheated for, and a motorcycle — and he has the hardest job on the list.
Twenty-two, single, and the teacher of the hardest class in Japan. The only one on the roster without a power — and the only one who took a classroom on alone.
AniList official portrait · 230×345 — the file in the repo
This frame is empty. The portrait in the repo is 230×345 — too small for a hero, so it sits in the polaroid below instead. The wide frame is for the curator to fill.
WIDE FRAME
001 / LABEL
THE LABEL STRIP
The label on the spine of the tape. What is written is written; what is not was left blank.
Birthday
3 August
Age
22
Height
Not on record
Blood type
Not on record
Title
Teacher — 聖林学園, Class 3-4
Crew
鬼爆コンビ — with Ryuji Danma, the Shōnan years
Signature object
Kawasaki 750RS “Z2”
Voice
Wataru Takagi (TV, 1999)
Height and blood type are empty on the AniList record (`bloodType: null`, `traits: []`), and there is no birth year either. Nothing was invented — the dossier says what it says.
002 / RECORD
THE RECORD
No technique, no jutsu, no quirk. Only what he actually has: a belt, a duo, a daily routine — and four objects.
EMPTY FRAME空手二段karate ni-danKarate — second danThe only formally certified skill on this page.The only combat grade the AniList dossier gives: a second-dan black belt. Not dojo etiquette but a technique tested on the street — Onizuka breaks his stance and ignores the rulebook, yet the sense of distance and timing comes from training. He never once uses it on a student; every time he does use it, it is outside the school.Recorded gradeStreet-testedNever inside the classroom
EMPTY FRAME鬼爆コンビOnibaku KonbiThe Onibaku duoHe was known not as one person but as half of a pair.In the Shōnan years Onizuka and Ryuji Danma were spoken of under a single name: 鬼爆. Both on motorcycles, both known for fighting; their reputation came from the district, not the school. All of GTO's credit is inherited from here — on day one the class does not look at him as a teacher but as a name it has heard. Ryuji stays at his side after he becomes a teacher, too.ShōnanRyuji DanmaReputation not earned at school
EMPTY FRAME日課nikkaThe daily routine500 · 1000 · 2000 — and 150 kg. That is what the record says.The AniList dossier is explicit: he can bench press 150 kg, and he *claims* to do 500 push-ups, 1000 pull-ups and 2000 squats a day. The dossier's own verb is “claims” — the source of those numbers is Onizuka's own mouth. This page keeps the distinction: the only measured figure is the 150 kg; the rest is what a man says about himself. All of GTO's comedy lives in exactly that gap.Measured: 150 kgClaimed: 3,500 repsSource: himself
EMPTY FRAMEカワサキ750RSZ2The motorcycleA heavy Japanese machine from the seventies. Onizuka's one fixed possession and the surviving half of his street identity: he still rides it to school after he becomes a teacher.
EMPTY FRAME教員免許kyōin menkyoThe teaching licenceWritten on top of a degree obtained by cheating at a bottom-rung university. The dirtiest document on this page and the most useful one.
EMPTY FRAME3年4組san-nen yon-kumiThird year, class fourHoly Forest's teacher-breaking class. It is handed to Onizuka because nobody else will take it; the tape on this page is that class's recording.
EMPTY FRAMEクレスタKuresutaUchiyamada's CrestaThe vice-principal's beloved car. The series' most faithful running gag: every time Onizuka gets somewhere, another piece of the Cresta goes.
003 / TAPE
THE TAPE · CLASS 3-4
Five recordings, one tape. The tape is worn: a tracking band sits over every entry, and the line beneath it will not read until you fix the picture. Pick a position, then clean it with TRACKING.
POSITION
This position has no still — the entry works on text alone, and the image drops in when it arrives.
RECCOUNTER 00:04TRACKING 0/2
吉川のぼるNoboru Yoshikawa
The quietest one in the room
PICTURE
His money is taken, his things go missing, his name is read at roll call and that is where it ends. The rest of the class does not see him; neither do the teachers.
The line beneath the band is closed. Step the TRACKING up once.
TRACKING
BROKEN — the line beneath will not read
00:04 · Noboru Yoshikawa · BROKEN — the line beneath will not read
Keyboard: tab between the position buttons, sharpen with the TRACKING buttons. Every position keeps its own setting.
004 / COUNTER
THE COUNTER
Five stops from the street to the classroom. Ages from the AniList dossier and the series' own chronology; the uncertain ones are marked with ~.
00:00~17 · the school years
鬼爆コンビ
Shōnan — half of a duo
Onizuka's story begins on a coast road, not in a classroom: a name the district knows, alongside Ryuji Danma. Fights, motorcycles, night. This stretch is recorded not by GTO but by the series before it — Shonan Junai Gumi.
EMPTY FRAME
00:21~20 · university
大学
The degree he cheated for
The AniList dossier compresses this step into one sentence: he graduates from a bottom-rung university by cheating. It is the most important detail on this page — Onizuka's teaching career does not begin as a story of merit.
EMPTY FRAME
00:3822 · no job
無職
Unemployed, with a degree
The degree does not produce a job. According to the dossier his days pass in a shopping mall. The decision to become a teacher is taken right here, for a thoroughly ignoble reason — and the decision outlives the reason.
cannot get a decent job
“cannot get a decent job”
AniList dossier, character #434 — from the official record's own sentenceEMPTY FRAME
00:5222 · day one
聖林学園 3年4組
The class nobody would take
He is taken on at Holy Forest Academy and handed Class 3-4: a room that has broken its teachers one by one, with a method that works. The class's calculation is simple — this one will last a few weeks like the rest.
EMPTY FRAME
01:1922 · he stays
グレート・ティーチャー・オニヅカ
Great Teacher Onizuka
The class runs its method and the method fails: the accusation does not stick, the parental pressure does not stick, the harassment does not stick. Because Onizuka has no reputation to lose and no intention whatsoever of leaving. Nobody awards him the title — he gives it to himself, and the class ratifies it afterwards.
EMPTY FRAME
005 / STEREO
TWO CHANNELS
The tape is stereo. Channel A carries the man's own voice, channel B the official record. They describe the same person and they do not agree.
CHANNEL A · HIS OWN VOICE
オレは22歳、独身、グレートティーチャー・オニヅカだ!
“I'm twenty-two, single, and I'm Great Teacher Onizuka!”
Eikichi Onizuka — introducing himself (GTO)
No institution grants the title; he grants it inside the sentence itself. His age and marital status ride in the same breath — because to him all three are one fact.
CHANNEL B · THE OFFICIAL RECORD
graduated from a bottom-rung university by cheating
“graduated from a bottom-rung university by cheating”
AniList dossier, character #434
The second sentence about the same man. The record is not lying; it simply cannot measure the hardest part of the job — because that part does not go on a document.
グレート・ティーチャー・オニヅカ
Gurēto Tīchā Onizuka — the series' name and the title Onizuka pins on himself. This is the page's thesis too: the title sits on the person, not on the record.
Dossier, age, birthday, voice actor and portrait from AniList; the portrait file lives in the repo (`anilist-portrait.png`, 230×345). The motorcycle, bell and tape motifs on this page are hand-drawn SVG. AniList · Eikichi Onizuka #434